the popular idea in the fandom seems to be that hidan is either a) a sex god b) a sexual deviant c)celibate, but what if he is just as dorky and incompetent at sex as the rest of us and leaves kakuzu feeling unsatisfied and cranky most of the time
also kakuzu’s cats. they join in the cuddling after the bed stops shaking.
lines by me colors are by the beautiful and talented luseymoth <333333
1. Boil water 2. Throw in the noodles 3. Somehow burn the noodles 4. Insult the noodles; call their mother a whore 5. Get new pack of noodles 6. Fill bowl with cold water 7. Toss in noodles and a tomato 8. Serve